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Making something from rubbish

No good will come from praying to the Lord machine when a wash through comes.

On the North Shore you gotta make the most of everything. After all, you (or your sponsors) have forked out around $3000 to be here. I'm sure when people think of Hawaii, they think of palm trees, clear warm water and amazing waves - which sometimes is the case. Once you've made the voyage, however, you sometimes find it isn't the case. Today I woke up with high expectations of amazing waves only to find Pipe cross shore, overcast and raining, half the size I thought it would be and about 40 people (bodyboarders) out at dark. Morale was low. 

 

Doesn't take long before I start thinking of my first sentence though. As I hit the water I'm instantly reminded of the soothing water temperature - much better than home and much better than wearing a steamer. I paddle out into the waves and the sweep pulls me into the heavy section, called Gums. I duck-dive about a three-foot wave and feel the brute force of Hawaiian turbulence. My heart starts pumping a little harder and I start breathing a little faster. I see sets rolling in, my adrenal glands release the good stuff accordingly. My state of mind shifts into focus mode, searching for that elusive bomb where someone or something won’t get in my way. A wash through comes in to spread out the pack. People scramble to the shoulder or wherever they can. More of that good stuff pumps through my veins as I catch a couple of fun waves over the next few hours. 

 

There is no place on Earth I know of where you have to deal with so many different obstacles in the ocean and I think it's the allure of that challenge that keeps people coming back - even if you have an uneventful surf, you still have an eventful surf. And regardless of your surf you can always look forward to a messy house when you get home.



The groms blame it on Foodland being so close.

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Posted by: bob jane
17-Feb-2010 12:23 AM
fucking zane
Posted by: toby
17-Feb-2010 12:58 PM
can we get an update on what is actually happenin over there instead of stories of your butthole puckering!! haha
Posted by: bat
17-Feb-2010 02:44 PM
I paddled out. My nostrils are round. I can breathe through them and my mouth. I did a duck dive. I'm not a black swan. Now I'm drinking. It's Salty and squishy as it runs down my throat. I have no gag Reeflex. I catch a few waves. I don't look anyone in the eye. I don't know who surfed well. I'm sure I was the standout again. I stand out on the beach and tighten my quads. RAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa! Time to do a poo in the toilet at home. How dirty. I don't like snaking, hassling or self promotion. But I do it because it's fun. Fun is bad. I'm a bad boy. I'm on the rock baby! Suck my cock! Lick my nipples and pull on my jocks. Da Hooooo weeee arrrrrrrrrrright! yeh yah!
Posted by: MitchWoodland
17-Feb-2010 05:19 PM
you CAN suck my cock bat
Posted by: benharney
18-Feb-2010 01:03 AM
go start your on blog if you dont like this one, batty boy!
Posted by: Battin bat
18-Feb-2010 09:51 AM
Thought it was a thought out write off for a change. Nice ... and bad Bat
Posted by: jose
18-Feb-2010 03:14 PM
i now back bat
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